Saturday, October 31, 2015

The Second Hundred

My first blood donation: I was a freshman in college, and it got me hooked on a lifetime of regular
contributions. I started out with whole blood, which I donated for a good part of my life, not quite every two months like clockwork, but close. More like a clock that worked most of the time.

Then, a handful of years ago, I was recruited to be a platelet donor. "Come and give every three weeks instead of every eight!," they said. "Spend three hours with us instead of 40 minutes!," they said. What a deal! I couldn't refuse.

Seriously, I couldn't. I know how important platelets are, and not just from the stats I've been given - from people I know and love. I've written before about how I learned from one friend, when her tiny son was fighting t-cell leukemia, that platelets are often scarce, and sometimes units had to be split between children who needed them. Two friends this summer were in need of a solid platelet supply: one to fight a near-fatal bacterial infection, and one who is battling cancer (and will continue to need them). So I gladly visit my platelet nurses on a regular basis. Mit, Chamberlain, Manuel, Hannah, Vanessa, Alberto...they've become pals, and I feel like I'm in an episode of Cheers when I walk in and hear them call my name. (Except they take fluids instead of serve them. It would be much more fun to go there and drink beer every three weeks. Mmmmm. Beer. But I digress.)

On  my last platelet visit, a few weeks ago, I quietly celebrated my 100th donation. I liked reaching that landmark - I'd been paying more attention to the numbers this year as I got closer to The Big One. It feels good, like having a silver dollar in my pocket when I was a kid: substantial and special; something I earned and could be proud of. And this weekend, I started on my second hundred: for all the moms and dads sitting worried by their little ones' bedsides; to pay it forward for the friends who might need them someday; for a range of other reasons...and because it's the right thing to do.

A colleague wrote me a text about this, when I told her I had just hit 100. She said, "Think of all those people out there walking around with a part of you in them." I never looked at it that way; at the sheer volume of individuals I don't know and will never meet who are forever linked to me, and I to them, because of this opportunity that came my way. It's nice, that thought. It's going to make the second hundred even better than the first.

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Wednesday, October 21, 2015

Get Thee to a Pumpkinnery

What happened to you, Pumpkin? You used to show up in mild force in the fall. You entered quietly, with an orange elegance; the plumpest member of the squash family. We saw you in only two places: in crudely but happily carved orbs on our neighbors' porches, and as the crowning glory of our Thanksgiving meals.

But now you're shamelessly hawking yourself everywhere, like a reality star gone mad. What kind of merch deals are you making, anyhow? You're letting Glade pimp out your pumpkin scent, you're swirling yourself like a drunk coed into Pepperidge Farm bread, you're in Jello and Chobani and Kashi...and OREOS! Really, Pumpkin - Oreos? And I don't want to even talk about the lattes.

Anyone can see that you're out of control, and you need professional help. Yes - you need more than just a pumpkin patch, my friend - that's not going to help you kick this thing. You need rehab, and some good counselors to talk you down off of this high you're on.

Please don't cry - I know it was a great ride, and you will miss all those brand name friends you made. But this is really for the best - we'll get you back to that simple life you used to love. Aren't you tired, Pumpkin? Tired of trying to be all those things to all those people?

Aw, Pumpkin - I'm so sorry. Now you're making me cry, too. Damn, I wish I had a tissue...I can't stop...yum...pumpkin-flavored tears.

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